If you’re here, there’s a fair chance you already know about the farm, the calves, Wynn VGB, the Labrats and the infamous Buttered Ferret™.

If you don’t, welcome. It’ll probably make sense eventually.

This is where you’ll find our British meat boxes alongside clothing, accessories and assorted nonsense inspired by the animals, people and general chaos of life at RD Livestock.

The meat is properly traceable, high-welfare and comes from animals we actually know. The merchandise is considerably less sensible.

Stock comes and goes depending on what’s available, what’s ready and, apparently, what somebody has said on Facebook that really shouldn’t have ended up on a T-shirt.

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