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Beth's Eviction Box (Half Lamb)

Beth's Eviction Box (Half Lamb)

£147.50
£147.50
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If you've followed us for any length of time, you'll already know one thing. Beth absolutely despises sheep. After months of listening to her explain exactly why, we've finally come up with a solution.

Every box sold gets Beth one sheep closer to happiness. Unfortunately for her, she’s confused “getting rid of the sheep” with “creating demand for more sheep”. Half a lamb will weigh roughly 8-12kg, maybe a touch more, maybe a touch less, the live weight is all 45kgs plus, with some at 55kgs, but we are playing it by ear a bit on these first boxes as we see how everything kills out. So it should fit roughly in a freezer draw. It can be hard to judge exactly how much we will get back, but you'll always get exactly half a lamb.

Price includes all speciality packaging and 24-hour APC Overnight courier delivery. If you don't want any offal just let me know once you have ordered and I will take it out for you!
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  • Provenance

    The lamb comes from a small family farm in Craven Arms that we’ve known and worked with for around four years. They’ve been buying weanling cattle from us for years, so this isn’t a farm we’ve picked at random, we already know the family, the way they farm and the standards they work to.

    Their flock is made up of Suffolk × and Texel × sheep, with all the lambs being spring-born in March 2026. The Texel breeding provides excellent shape and meat yield, while the Suffolk influence is renowned for producing rich, traditional lamb flavour.

  • What's in the box?

    Half a lamb, professionally butchered and vacuum packed. You can expect mince, shoulder, leg, cutlets, chops and breast plate, plus kidneys if they're available (though do write a note on the order if you really don't want them).

    Exact weight varies as every animal is different, but you'll always receive exactly half a lamb.

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Why buy from us?

You could buy meat at the supermarket. Nothing wrong with that. But if you'd like to know exactly where your meat came from, support a real British family farm, and eat something that was raised with a bit more care and a lot more personality, here's what you get with us:

  • Fully traceable from farm to fork 
  • Directly supporting a British family farm 
  • Small batch, produced only when Beth allows
  • Premium quality meat
  • High welfare standards throughout 

No added water, no fillers, no mystery. British meat, professionally butchered and delivered direct from the farm. That's it.

Why the wait

We send our animals for processing only when they have matured and provide the best quality meat. This means there may be a few weeks' wait while your animal is processed, butchered and packed. We think that's a feature, not a flaw.

This isn't warehouse stock. Each batch is produced specifically for the people who've ordered it. Your meat hasn't been sitting in a freezer at a distribution centre since January.

Delivery information

All boxes are vacuum packed and delivered to your door via APC Overnight, included in the price.

When we're ready to pack your order, we'll be in touch to make sure the date is convenient for you. Someone will need to be available to accept delivery, as frozen goods cannot be left unattended.

Please note that at this time we are only able to deliver to mainland UK addresses.

Welfare & Processing

Our lambs are processed using the same full-stun system as our beef. No religious slaughter takes place at the abattoir we work with. Animal welfare matters to us from day one right through to the end of the process and we won't compromise on that.

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