Lucas Low Rider T shirt

Apparently Lucas has now got merchandise.

Which, frankly, was inevitable after he unveiled his new look and accidentally convinced half of Facebook that he runs an international meat-smuggling operation from approximately six inches above ground level.

For anyone who missed it, Lucas recently entered his Miami crime boss era. The hat. The shades. The gold chain. The shirt. Absolutely no explanation as to where the money came from.

And because he is essentially a Labrador built on Jack Russell suspension, there was really only one caption that fitted:

LOW RIDER. HIGH ROLLER.

He may have tiny legs. He may require considerably more steps than a normal Labrador to cross the yard. But in his own head, Lucas is still 6ft 4, owns several nightclubs and has Big Dave waiting outside with the car.

So obviously we put him on a T-shirt.

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Material: 100% cotton (Ash 99% cotton/1% polyester).
Weight: White 170gsm / Colours 180gsm.